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What did they do? Left me on read, then posted a storyReplied ‘k’ to a three-paragraph textSaid ‘let’s split it evenly’ after ordering the lobsterStill owes me 20 bucks from 2019Asked for my Netflix password. Still using it.Got me a $5 candle for Secret Santa. The limit was $30. Write your own

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What Jordan gets

North Pole Bureau of Naughtiness

Department of List Enforcement

Official Naughty List Notice

Case No. NP-26-DRAFTFiled November 15, 2026

Subject: JordanNaughty
Charge: “Said ‘let’s split it evenly’ after ordering the lobster”
Reported by: AnonymousIdentity sealed by the elves.
Sentence: One (1) lump of coal, effective immediately.

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