Official Naughty List Notice

Case No. NP-26-DEMOFiled November 15, 2026

Subject

JordanNaughty

Charge

“Said ‘let’s split it evenly’ after ordering the lobster”

Reported by

AnonymousIdentity sealed by the elves.

Sentence

One (1) lump of coal, effective immediately.

Note from SantaThis is going in your permanent file.

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