Privacy

We collect as little as we can.

What we store

The first names, crime and reaction on each notice; when it was opened, reacted to or appealed; your coal sack and how many reports are left in it; and your email only if you choose to give it. We keep a salted, one-way hash of your IP address for rate limits and abuse reports, never the address itself.

Cookies

One cookie keeps your coal sack on this device, and one remembers senders you blocked. Both are needed for the site to work. There are no advertising or tracking cookies.

Analytics

We count page views and actions (such as “notice opened”) with PostHog, hosted in the EU. Events go through our own server and carry a daily-rotating anonymous ID, so we can't follow you from one day to the next.

Who else sees data

Creem processes payments as merchant of record and receives the details you enter at checkout. Resend delivers our emails if you gave an address. ElevenLabs turns the recipient's first name into the elf's voice line (only the first name, nothing else). Cloudflare hosts the site.

Your choices

You can take a notice down yourself from its status page. To delete the email on your coal sack, contact the “Report this notice” link on any notice with the coal sack link.